Sunday, October 08, 2006

Solution for the haze

Attention all Indonesians!!
Listen very carefully what I need to say, rather command in frustration.

All of you should now drink a gallon of water. Quickly!!!
Now, after you have finished drinking, run to the nearest forest that is burning.
Also go to where the fire is spreading.

Listen very carefully!

Take off your pants/skirts of what ever you wear to cover your genitals.
Start urinating as if a waterfall is coming out from you! You better pee or else...I will send my man to make you pee. I know you have trained terrorists but my man here is invincible. Fear him...

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow..that is a really cute mann... Lol.... Ak47 too... :p

October 09, 2006 12:03 AM  
Blogger Philip said...

hey thanx for dropping by..

October 09, 2006 7:02 PM  
Blogger joanne liyeng said...

wah philip. scary lah you.

later flood how? den tsunami pulak.

groundbreaking method mah. :D

October 13, 2006 8:51 PM  
Blogger Philip said...

flooding only..no tsunami will happen from peeing...oohhh..it would be a stinky flood..urea...

October 16, 2006 10:33 AM  

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