"Of dumb blonds and busybodies"

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

I guess the person who came up with this equations are rather dumb. Marriage is the union of two souls-a wonderful event in life and should only happen once in a life time. Pregnancy is the beginning of a life long-joyful-"interesting" blessing.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
and cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to
them at funerals.

This is hilarious- =(+) but it is also a little disrespectful I would think.